Varios - Comic Sans Song (IN)

I can see the writing on the wall 
And it's spreading just like an infection 
The problem is we'd rather hate than love 
Or blame improper font selection 

Bold, italic, underline 
If we'd give it a moment it could shine 
To ban it would be a measure so drastic 
How can you hate a font that's so fantastic? 

Comic Sans is the best font in the world 
If you want your designs to look like they're done by little girls 
Comic Sans best used in moderation 
Come on join me, the Comic Sans Nation 

And if I asked you to join in the crusade 
Would you do it without hesitation? 
To cure the world of fontophobia 
Eliminate all font frustration 

And on the subject I just want you to know 
That we've been pronouncing it wrong 
The "sans" part is actually French 
So it should sound like "Comic Sans" 

Bold, italic, underline 
If we'd give it a moment it could shine 
To ban it would be a measure so drastic 
How can you hate a font that's so fantastic? 

it's time to make an impact 
your favorite mistral, yes, you know i rockwell 
i bring it extra hot, but this is not helvetica 
get a connection to any letter or number 
and we'll make it look twenty years younger 
whether you got a tablet, feeling so wild 
or if you're more of a bookman old style 
O! CR A-game 
we've got the best font in the world and l maintain 
girl, you're totally my type, CE 
but let's avoid those giddyup STDs 
everybody put your hands in the arial 
get em up high, and my wingdings will carry you 
in the futura nation will use what i do 
you're living in the past, i make these times new 
roaming the streets, painting walls with my brush script 
but there's a font of which i'll never get enough it's 

Comic Sans the font that's misunderstood 
Please don't use it for evil but use it for good 
Comic Sans best used in moderation 
Come on join me, the Comic Sans Nation